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		<title>By: dishy</title>
		<link>http://boxcutters.net/2007/04/05/trump-retains-hair-loses-dignity/#comment-1989</link>
		<dc:creator>dishy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You rock, Brett!

Yes, turn off pingbacks. The preview thing is even better though.

Supporting HTML lists would also be cool.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You rock, Brett!</p>
<p>Yes, turn off pingbacks. The preview thing is even better though.</p>
<p>Supporting HTML lists would also be cool.</p>
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		<title>By: Brett</title>
		<link>http://boxcutters.net/2007/04/05/trump-retains-hair-loses-dignity/#comment-1988</link>
		<dc:creator>Brett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahh ha ha ha ha haaaaa...

That&#039;s &lt;strong&gt;so&lt;/strong&gt; funny, Dishy.

Shall we turn off pingbacks then? I&#039;m assuming it&#039;s a simple thing in WordPress...

Oh, by the way, I&#039;ve installed a plugin that allows previewing comments before you commit them for eternity to the post. Just hit the Preview button next to the Post button below the comment box. I&#039;m doing it right now! Previewing that is, not anything to do with Dishy&#039;s comment...

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahh ha ha ha ha haaaaa&#8230;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s <strong>so</strong> funny, Dishy.</p>
<p>Shall we turn off pingbacks then? I&#8217;m assuming it&#8217;s a simple thing in WordPress&#8230;</p>
<p>Oh, by the way, I&#8217;ve installed a plugin that allows previewing comments before you commit them for eternity to the post. Just hit the Preview button next to the Post button below the comment box. I&#8217;m doing it right now! Previewing that is, not anything to do with Dishy&#8217;s comment&#8230;</p>
<p>BB</p>
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		<title>By: dishy</title>
		<link>http://boxcutters.net/2007/04/05/trump-retains-hair-loses-dignity/#comment-1982</link>
		<dc:creator>dishy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I&#039;m not sure what &quot;Pringbacks&quot; is, but I imagine that&#039;s what happens when you eat a bad batch of Pringles and they don&#039;t agree with your stomach.

But a &quot;pingback&quot; is a mechanism by which narcissistic bloggers masturbate each other to feel more important. This is how it works:

1. Blogger A reads a post on Blogger B&#039;s blog, while masturbating. 

2. Whenever Blogger A reads something on the internet, s/he thinks &quot;I must put this on my blog, so someone else can masturbate to the things I&#039;ve been masturbating about on the internet.&quot;

3. Blogger A posts a link to Blogger B&#039;s blog on his/her blog.

4. The Wank-ur-bation software on Blogger B&#039;s blog detects that Blogger A has posted a link to his/her blog.

5. The Wank-ur-bation software thinks &quot;Hey, someone is masturbating about my blog. I must make a note of this!&quot; The software then infects the comments section with a &quot;pingback&quot; telling everybody that Blogger A is masturbating about this blog post.

6. Readers of Blogger B&#039;s post start masturbating about how someone linked to their blog. 

7. Thus the circle-jerk is formed. In some cases, Blogger B will link back to Blogger A&#039;s pingback, creating a masturbation frenzy.

8. The masturbation gets so great that participants have to clean themselves off with something known as a &quot;Blogroll.&quot;

9. Somebody&#039;s father gets fucked.

10. Humanity edges a little closer to total self-erotic asphixiation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I&#8217;m not sure what &#8220;Pringbacks&#8221; is, but I imagine that&#8217;s what happens when you eat a bad batch of Pringles and they don&#8217;t agree with your stomach.</p>
<p>But a &#8220;pingback&#8221; is a mechanism by which narcissistic bloggers masturbate each other to feel more important. This is how it works:</p>
<p>1. Blogger A reads a post on Blogger B&#8217;s blog, while masturbating. </p>
<p>2. Whenever Blogger A reads something on the internet, s/he thinks &#8220;I must put this on my blog, so someone else can masturbate to the things I&#8217;ve been masturbating about on the internet.&#8221;</p>
<p>3. Blogger A posts a link to Blogger B&#8217;s blog on his/her blog.</p>
<p>4. The Wank-ur-bation software on Blogger B&#8217;s blog detects that Blogger A has posted a link to his/her blog.</p>
<p>5. The Wank-ur-bation software thinks &#8220;Hey, someone is masturbating about my blog. I must make a note of this!&#8221; The software then infects the comments section with a &#8220;pingback&#8221; telling everybody that Blogger A is masturbating about this blog post.</p>
<p>6. Readers of Blogger B&#8217;s post start masturbating about how someone linked to their blog. </p>
<p>7. Thus the circle-jerk is formed. In some cases, Blogger B will link back to Blogger A&#8217;s pingback, creating a masturbation frenzy.</p>
<p>8. The masturbation gets so great that participants have to clean themselves off with something known as a &#8220;Blogroll.&#8221;</p>
<p>9. Somebody&#8217;s father gets fucked.</p>
<p>10. Humanity edges a little closer to total self-erotic asphixiation.</p>
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		<title>By: fourthof5</title>
		<link>http://boxcutters.net/2007/04/05/trump-retains-hair-loses-dignity/#comment-1978</link>
		<dc:creator>fourthof5</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ok I&#039;ll bite. What the hell is Pringbacks ??!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok I&#8217;ll bite. What the hell is Pringbacks ??!</p>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
		<link>http://boxcutters.net/2007/04/05/trump-retains-hair-loses-dignity/#comment-1975</link>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree. Pingback sucks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree. Pingback sucks.</p>
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		<title>By: dishy</title>
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		<dc:creator>dishy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why do &quot;pingbacks&quot; exist? God they are annoying. You go to read what you think is a new comment, and all that&#039;s there is a quote from the article you just read.

Just say &quot;no&quot; to pingbacks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do &#8220;pingbacks&#8221; exist? God they are annoying. You go to read what you think is a new comment, and all that&#8217;s there is a quote from the article you just read.</p>
<p>Just say &#8220;no&#8221; to pingbacks.</p>
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