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Our long anticipated Boxcutters competition is now underway.

All you need to do is spread the word about Boxcutters, in any way you want – the more creative the better – bring new visitors to the site with your special URL and you’ll be in the running for a Crumpler bean bag of your own.

Bean Bag

If you want to enter, send us a message to let us know, through the Boxcutters contact form, so we know how to contact you.

You’ll have to be registered on the site to make your special link so we can make sure we have a unique address for you to use.

How does it work? I’m glad you asked. The link you want to send people to begins with http://www.boxcutters.net/blog/index.php?compid= followed by your username on the blog. My username is brett, so the URL I’d put out is http://www.boxcutters.net/blog/index.php?compid=brett

For our unusual users with more than one word in their username, where there’s a space, enter “%20″. So, if my username was brett boxcutter, the links would be http://www.boxcutters.net/blog/index.php?compid=brett%20boxcutter

It seems complicated but remember: you can always get in touch and we’ll explain it some more.

As you spread the word, put a link to where your link is posted, or describe your strategy, in the comments on this post.

The competition is open until 11:59pm on Sunday, September 30, at which point the winner will be decided by the judging panel (Brett, Josh and Ross) based on the number of visitors brought to Boxcutters, with extra points for style and creativity and minus points for shenanigans.

Happy Promoting!

Things afoot at The Nation

Well, it looks like the money men aren’t afraid to sack some execs and make some real changes around channel 9.

The Nation has obviously been a surprise hit so they’re taking it out of the soft Tuesday night lineup and throwing it into the high profile Wednesday 10:30 slot. I wonder if Mick Molloy will be able to take the increased pressure.

On its last Tuesday night airing, The Nation pulled 548,000 viewers nationwide.

(Josh says: “Read the article from the Age.”)

Boxcutters Episode 92

Ross is away so Josh and Brett get to play – getting down and dirty with funny-guy and Rove writer, Gerard McCulloch.

Golden Age of Television gets all Joss Whedon on yo ass with Buffy and Firefly.

There’s a couple of big calls as we have a chat about new variety pilots at 7 and speculate on which one will win out.

Rounded off with news and Pork, this week’s Boxcutters is a great part of any televisual diet.

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    Telstra wants to keep Australia retarded

    In the typical way of Telstra, Australia’s former public telecommunications organisation is proposing rolling out infrastructure that is already outdated in other countries. While they try to sell the dream of Fibre-to-the-Node (FTTN) technology as the latest, greatest internet connectivity, countries including Japan and the US are running the fibre-optic cables right up to the front door of users, giving massively more bandwidth than is possible through FTTN.

    From The Age’s Business Day, here are a few interesting tidbits on Telstra’s anti-competitive assholery:

    PHIL Burgess has again shown that he is not across the facts of broadband in this country, or continues to deliberately distort facts and reality to the point of completely misrepresenting the situation.
    ….
    More recently, Telstra executives said the company would not give anyone else the information needed to build a fibre network. Then they said that Telstra had locked up the contractors that can build a fibre network. And there have been threats of suing the Government, the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission and the G9 companies if they were granted access to the copper sub-loop to interconnect their network.
    ….
    But why does that not bother Burgess and his fellow Telstra executives? To people in the telecommunications industry it is clear. The purpose of Telstra’s FTTN scheme is to strand and torch the investments of its competitors. It is a tactic designed to totally distort competition and restore monopoly. It’s not about delivering broadband benefits to consumers. Telstra’s plan is to remove certainty around infrastructure investment decisions with the end-game of rendering competitive infrastructure redundant and worthless. The plan has no regard for the interests of consumers.
    ….
    Government policy and the work of the ACCC has led to significant deployment of high-speed broadband by a great number of service providers, including Optus, Telstra and Primus. And consumers continue to reap the benefits of an open and competitive industry. Many consumers already have access to high-speed broadband. This is despite Telstra executives choosing not to release high-speed products. Telstra previously advised it had already built a nationwide ADSL2+ network but wouldn’t release it to the public unless the Government changed some of the laws the Telstra executives didn’t like. These laws have been in place a long time and it’s all credit to the Government for not backing down.
    ….
    It is a fact that competition policy delivers benefits to consumers. Telstra was given custodianship of the monopoly network — a national asset — with the clear understanding that competition required access to that national asset. It was also clearly understood that Telstra would provide access to that national asset on fair and reasonable terms.

    BB on CB80s

    It took our European correspondent, James Talia, to track down this YouTube clip from Chartbusting 80s. Here’s me, shoving a Boxcutters plug in before getting down to business with some 80s trivia.

    Continue reading “BB on CB80s” »

    Boxcutters hits the dancefloor

    Very bizarrely, listening to Weird Groovin’ on Triple R with Jazzy Chef doing a live set, our Brian Nankervis ID is being sampled in the mix.

    Pork is.. pork is.. pork is on the table… wiggedy-whack!

    Just one of those strange things that happen when you send these things out there.

    Nine’s balls back

    This week I mentioned a screencap of the balls returning to 9 now that Eddie’s going. Well, here it is, with a bonus pic:

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    and

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    It’s Happened

    Eddie McGuire has quit as CEO of Channel 9.

    According to a statement from the network, McGuire will step down from the role on June 30 to spend more time on air, after taking a mid-year break for the first time in his career.

    McGuire says the decision to quit was his and he wasn’t forced to resign.

    Talking to Neil Mitchell on 3AW, when asked about his decision, he said: “Because I think it can add a lot more — because I can, to be perfectly honest.

    “The opportunities that have been presented in front of me lead me to do some things I’ve always wanted to do and really get the balance right in my life.

    “I’m really delighted that all things in my career have come to this point today.

    “I am very much up on my toes and excited about my future.”

    He said he took on the CEO’s role as a “circuit breaker”.

    “I was sick of being on camera. I took the job because I’d had enough of what I was doing.

    “In hindsight I should have had a bit of a holiday before taking on the CEO’s job.”

    Asked whether he had any plans to return to the Footy Show, he replied: “Not at all”.

    Ian Law, the CEO of Nine’s parent company, PBL, said the ratings at the network had taken a hit from McGuire’s on-air absence.

    “It has become clear over the past 12 months that Mr McGuire’s absence from on air as a key host has impacted on the ratings of the network,” he said in the statement.

    “The performance of 1 v 100 in addition to his executive duties shows how significant Eddie’s contribution can be to our on air line up.”

    Eddie will continue as a member of the executive team of Nine, working closely with the director of programming on concepts and ideas for new shows. For the moment, he’ll remain based in Sydney.

    Details sourced from The Age, Daily Telegraph, SBS, Bloomberg, NineMSN

    More blood on the tracks

    Veronica Mars is the latest show to be caught in the whoosh of an axe, swinging through the air. So much hot and cold, back and forth had been going on for the past month, it’s not too surprising.

    From the interweb:

    NEW YORK – The CW [the Country Western for those playing at home --BB] network canceled the cult hit “Veronica Mars” and will try to pick up steam in its second year with series about the snobby rich, transplanted families and a bounty hunter for the devil.

    The network, created out of the ashes of the former WB [Warner Brothers -- BB] and UPN [United Parcels Network... surprisingly -- BB], had already ended the long-running family dramas “7th Heaven” and “Gilmore Girls.” On Thursday the ax fell on “Veronica Mars,” which starred Kristen Bell as a wisecracking teenage private eye.

    Corporate parents CBS Corp. and Time Warner Inc. had hoped the CW [Country Western -- BB] could become a fifth major network by combining the best of its predecessors, but it has often slipped behind Univision in the ratings during a disappointing first year.

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    The antidote to Ross’ I Don’t Buy It

    Here’s a nice little scene I wouldn’t mind the government using our taxes to run in an advertising campaign.

    From McLeod’s Daughters: