New Merv/All Bran ad

The guy is working on a path in the backyard. Turns to Merv and says: “Can you pass a brick?”

GENIUS. Absolute comedic gold. I came up with heaps of possible examples for I Don’t Buy It a few weeks back, but I wasn’t clever enough to think of that one. Whoever is writing these ads, your talent is being wasted. Move in to professional comedy writing and make your fortune.

Any guesses what the next All Bran poo pun will be?